Words of Wisdom

* Never scratch the corner of your eye with a pinkie fingernail before you’ve washed your hands of the buffalo wings you’ve just eaten.

* The 5 year old is always right. When he sings the Ninja Turtle theme song saying “they’re the world’s most handsome fighting team”, don’t correct him. The ensuing battle of wills over the correct lyrics just isn’t worth it.

* Don’t try to have a picnic by the lake if the 4 year old is afraid of bugs. He will run around screaming “BEE!!!!” at everything that moves, and smash your sandwiches in a mad dash to throw himself into the safety of your arms

* Never read a post like this or this or this while eating corn. Inhalation of a kernel due to laughter may cause tears and coughing severe enough to make you upchuck the corn you ate previous.

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September 6, 2007 | Filed Under Humor 

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2 Responses to “Words of Wisdom”

  1. KimberlyNo Gravatar on September 7th, 2007 12:25 am

    Wow, the eww factor of that post is waaaay up there. What a day!

  2. MelissaNo Gravatar on September 7th, 2007 3:20 pm

    I have had Ninja Turtle wars before! My 3 year old calls them “Mission Turtles”. Darn those Mission Turtles! Always knocking on my door during dinner time!

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