You found me how? Edition 2nd

Welcome to the second edition of the Tri-Yearly post, You found me how? Interesting, funny or bizarre search terms people have used to stumble across my blog. You can find the first edition here. Now, here are some of the best of the last four months (typed as it was when I saw it):

Vacuum cleaner fetish - I don’t want to know. Really.

Miracle underwear - Does it flatten the mom pooch? If it does, I want a pair!

why does my baby spit bubbles - Just to be adorable of course.

pictures of 4th degree tear - No, I did not take any pictures of mine, and I really hope the person who typed this works in the medical field.

giggles from alcohol - I think that’s what usually happens. I have no personal experience here, but I’ve seen it in action. Alcohol can definitely give a person the giggles

lidocaine did not numb my tooth - Tell me about it!

mouse toilet training - It’s hard enough getting a child to use the toilet. Why would you want to go through that with a mouse?

scare the tar out of you? Thanks but no.

Bella Swan breastfeeding - I only know of one Bella Swan and she hasn’t even made love to her vampire beau so I doubt she would be able to breastfeed yet.

dental horror story drilling pain That pretty much sums up every dental visit I’ve ever had.

pizza hut pan confessions - Count me in! When are you meeting? Is the pizza free?

Well! Excuuuuuse me, Princess! - Um, ok

sandy poopy diapers diarrhea allergy - I really don’t know what to say. But congratulations on spelling diarrhea correctly.

Bella Swan is weak and needy AMEN!

what means wub - *snicker*

Dentist drill “my tooth” panic - Am I seeing a trend in how people find my blog lately?

i hate wearing rubber dams at the dentist - I guess so.

“yes, girls poop” - We also fart, belch and lick our fingers noisily after eating ribs.

motherhood and laughter -yes, they go hand in hand

motherhood is too hard, ocd Yes motherhood can be hard and OCD certainly makes it harder.

And lastly, I won’t type all of the suggestive searches I’ve gotten concerning Bella and Edward that have led people here. I had no idea my little review would generate so much traffic from people looking for Twilight fan fictions that turn in a different direction if you know what I mean.

And that concludes this edition of You found me how? Join me again in 4 months for more interesting search terms people have used to find my blog.

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February 25, 2008 | Filed Under Humor | 11 Comments 

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